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a glamorous gentrified enclave

Meanwhile, video games and social media will combine to create a world in which you unlock exciting advantages in real life by accruing followers and influence. Every major city will house a glamorous gentrified enclave to which only successful social brand identities (or “people” as they used to be known) with more than 300,000 followers will be permitted entry, and a load of cardboard boxes and dog shit on the outside for everybody else. From within the gated community, the sound of cocktail glasses and chuckling will ring out and everyone will feel terribly pleased with themselves until 12 August 2023, when the sun will drop out of the sky and fry billions to death. After which all media will seem kind of pointless. So we’ll just stop doing it. The end.

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Before Jewelry Became Such a SCAM!

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archiemcphee:

Forget Google Glass, Android Wear, Smartwatches or contact lenses that give you night vision. Instead let’s talk about the awesomeness that is this 17th century Chinese abacus ring. It’s wearable tech from the Qing Dynasty, perhaps the world’s oldest smart ring.

Measuring a mere 1.2 centimeter-long by 0.7 centimeter-wide, the miniature abacus is a fully functional counting tool, but it’s so tiny that using it requires an equally dainty tool, such as a pin, to manipulate the beads, which are each less than one millimeter long.

“However, this is no problem for this abacus’s primary user—the ancient Chinese lady, for she only needs to pick one from her many hairpins.”

[via Fashionably Geek and Gizmodo]

oh my god ancient chinese ladies knew where it was at

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Lyft Is Now the Most Affordable Option at All Times

Lyft Is Now the Most Affordable Option at All Times

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The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

― Voltaire (via psych-quotes)
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Cunningham’s Law

Cunningham’s Law

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The Industrial Disease

some blame the management, some the employees;
and everybody knows it’s the Industrial Disease.